Thursday, April 05, 2007

She ain't messin' with no broke, broke?

Argggh.....exams, assignments, all come to haunt me at once. I'm so damned worn out by all these....worse still, there will be so many events happening on the coming weekends, F1 Carnival, Hitz Birthday Bash, KL Band Comp, and Kanye West's concert, and I have to suck up with all those books....!@#$%

Speaking of Kanye West, I wonder what the concert will be like. You know, whatever performance which is endorsed in Malaysia has to be of decent nature and suiting the "Malaysian" context, which, unfortunately, is rather vague to define. Remember Michael Jackson's concert in Malaysia, where Mr Wacko Jacko had to modify his trademark "balls-touching" gesture to show decency? Of course, that was years ago. Wait a minute, do you remember Pussycat Dolls' tour to Malaysia last year? Apparently the concert got too "heat-up" by these chicks' sexy dancing and gestures (one of them accidentally got her top off!), and Rais Yatim was so furious about it that he slammed PCD and the organizers thereafter.

OK. I'm not saying who's right and who's wrong because it is very subjective. But the truth remains that there are differences in values between these performers from the West and the authorities of the East. Of course Kanye West is not too vulgar if compared to the likes of 50 Cents but still, his songs contain obscene and sensitive contents, which the authorities may deem as "inappropriate". So can you imagine how Kanye is going to perform Gold Digger in Malaysia? Hitz.fm's version may provide a clue: (words in bold are edited; words in red are original lyric)

[Jamie Foxx]
She take my money when I'm in need
Yea she's a trifflin friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digga way over town
That digs on me

[Chorus:]
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke broke (niggaz)
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke broke (niggaz)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head


[Verse 1:]
Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby louis vuitton
Under her underarm
She said I can tell you rock
I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but I'm lookin for the one
have you seen her
My psychic told me she'll have a (beep*)(ass) like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
An I gotta take all they bad (beep*)(ass) to show-biz
Ok get ya kids but then they got their friends
I Pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
We all went to din and then I had to pay
If you(beep*)(fuckin) with this girl then you betta be paid
You know why
It take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend say she use to (beep*)(fuck) wit Usher
I dont care what none of ya'll say I still love her

[Chorus:]
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke broke(niggaz)
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke broke(niggaz)
get down girl go head get down (on your knees)
get down girl go head get down (on your knees)
get down girl go head get down (on your knees)
get down girl go head

[Verse 2:]
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Should of got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup
WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo (beep*)(ass) she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

[Chorus:]
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke broke(niggaz)
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke broke(niggaz)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head

[Verse 3:]
Now I aint sayin you a gold digger you got needs
You dont want a dude to smoke but he can't buy weed
You go out to eat and he cant pay yall cant leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But while yall washin watch him
He gone make it into a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition baby look in his eyes
This week he moppin floorz next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side
I know his dude's ballin but yea thats nice
And they gone keep callin and tryin
But you stay right girl
But when you get on he leave yo (Beep*)(ass) for a white girl

Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
get down girl go head get down
get down girl go head
(lemme hear that back)
Oh, maybe he won't sing this song at all....